New guy spent one day with me yesterday. Today, he refuses to come back to work. I didn't think I was that tough on him. I simply explained there are things he does that will get him or one of us killed. And I have no intentions of dying anytime soon, so quit fucking up all the time. He's been here a couple months, long enough to know the basics.
I even took the time to show him my coveted Fantastic Four Knot. It's a life changer. I should probably make a video of it, so you too can make a Fantastic Four Knot.
-ZATT
